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June 2018

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the-queen-of-thedas:

lizawithazed:

persephone-is-here-omg:

brendanthesalty:

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

You gotta love Ryan Reynolds, because he truly was born to play this character.

He’s a canadian composed of snark. He basically is deadpool minus the tragic backstory

let’s be honest, Green Lantern was his tragic backstory 

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ransoms-white-hat:

I’m crying in the club!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by maryjosez

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spoonbastard:

bastardspoon:

spoonbastard:

pomfpanda:

i wish my url was like “spoon” or “bastard” 

guess what fuckers im living the life now

hey what the fuck

Jun 25, 2018 29,701 notes

unlimited-shitpost-works:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

God:

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admiretom:

the spiderman sequel should’ve been called

Spiderman: I Lived Bitch

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fellas is it gay to apply chapstick and make eye contact with another male while saying that he reminds you of your dead wife
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the-real-numbers:

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racial:

taquito:

im so mad i cant find that moose literally going 100 mph thru snow gif

Wh.at the f uck

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notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

And I loved it.

You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

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iguanamouth:

pidgeforblackpaladin:

iguanamouth:

op you will lose your liver in 3 days

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Reblog if you'd be *less* likely to pet a cat who was biting you

dusktreadereats:

I’m trying to prove something to my cat.

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stupidente:

windows-98:

windows-98:

a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up

there is NOTHING shameful about this

that’s how they flavor la croix

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kardashiansfuckyeah:

current mood:

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