|18| she/her | I think I’m funny and sleep deprived most of the time |Tumblr (3.0; @chickens-chickens-chickens)http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8d51b9dff4c3e219b054a60d791b8991/tumblr_p3pg302leg1u35sbmo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/317b968552292219a96625cee23c8e84/tumblr_p3pg302leg1u35sbmo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6ea45362ae21e1b5fada5f7cde344f2f/tumblr_p3pg302leg1u35sbmo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/12eff280f7e1ac4dd93b7e1e64a23383/tumblr_p3pg302leg1u35sbmo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a10dce7b47c6fa7429285e6f095f878e/tumblr_p3pg302leg1u35sbmo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ad0888b9a226f2c3e5c55048e876cd8/tumblr_p3pg302leg1u35sbmo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/562e29a88c04d7ae0ec91cd429e08c9f/tumblr_p3pg302leg1u35sbmo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/433375967373247afe42a84879d0f8a1/tumblr_p3pg302leg1u35sbmo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2d76132898d8732da39884cea42e2de0/tumblr_p3pg302leg1u35sbmo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175287623469http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175287623469Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:57:32 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32d6b0e5506195229687' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ogs4d0KLxC1uw7ihb_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":114,"hdUrl":"https://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/video_file/t:4LqHOTZv7Bo9fvWMyCc09g/175287531929/tumblr_ogs4d0KLxC1uw7ihb","filmstrip":{"url":"http://66.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_ogs4d0KLxC1uw7ihb_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/video_file/t:4LqHOTZv7Bo9fvWMyCc09g/175287531929/tumblr_ogs4d0KLxC1uw7ihb/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asinine-sunshine.tumblr.com/post/153310630027">asinine-sunshine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.</p> </blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175287531929http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175287531929Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:54:04 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b8e384eeba5e11b0642ed3b8c000d7aa/tumblr_ou83tcmTJW1v0djizo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://starsleeps.tumblr.com/post/164861223040/a-praying-mantis-ghostwrote-this" class="tumblr_blog">starsleeps</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A praying mantis ghostwrote this </p></blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175287346829http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175287346829Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:47:03 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54f582b9f316080bae9d9872db7faf44/tumblr_pa9ymbQ1sK1qasjkvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175287214274http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175287214274Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:42:13 -0400<p><a href="http://the-queen-of-thedas.tumblr.com/post/173861892996/lizawithazed-persephone-is-here-omg" class="tumblr_blog">the-queen-of-thedas</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://lizawithazed.tumblr.com/post/173835381196/persephone-is-here-omg-brendanthesalty" class="tumblr_blog">lizawithazed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://persephone-is-here-omg.tumblr.com/post/173808090952/brendanthesalty-fuckboy-deadpool-stans" class="tumblr_blog">persephone-is-here-omg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://brendanthesalty.tumblr.com/post/173561951353/fuckboy-deadpool-stans-identify-with-deadpool-as" class="tumblr_blog">brendanthesalty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Fuckboy Deadpool stans</b>: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*</p> <p><b>Ryan Reynolds</b>: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in <i>Deadpool 2</i>, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the <i>Deadpool 2</i> soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*</p> <p><b>Fuckboi Deadpool stans</b>: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="327"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e71cb638b1f28bebaf55f93087fb350c/tumblr_inline_p86jnxW3BO1uids5k_540.png" data-orig-height="78" data-orig-width="327"/></figure></blockquote> <p>You gotta love Ryan Reynolds, because he truly was born to play this character.</p> </blockquote> <p>He’s a canadian composed of snark. He basically is deadpool minus the tragic backstory</p> </blockquote> <p>let’s be honest, Green Lantern was his tragic backstory </p> </blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175287204529http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175287204529Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:41:50 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c758f03d07cace1392c4648043f66edd/tumblr_nmp9rzS4IY1ttow4vo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/567801c94d5d0d18dbcfd3b2925d60ea/tumblr_nmp9rzS4IY1ttow4vo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d9f3663f95c6265bbc674bba580a5ed5/tumblr_nmp9rzS4IY1ttow4vo4_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ac2dd5d489eba2cc4bdc4fd2db8973a/tumblr_nmp9rzS4IY1ttow4vo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175287153244http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175287153244Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:39:55 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df9dbb11123af8541a4ce4325b66f730/tumblr_omx8z9gRZc1qasjkvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175271372094http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175271372094Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:17:15 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cf8a545698ff1ffbf72c3ed738ee8de6/tumblr_p9mysvOh3w1xtreiqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://whitepeopletwitter.tumblr.com/post/174461862276/interesting-thought" class="tumblr_blog">whitepeopletwitter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Interesting thought</p></blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175262126244http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175262126244Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:48:30 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e72879e35a6035a29239925bd4d88e36/tumblr_p9748kPQdO1qd4bi6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175261044984http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175261044984Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:07:26 -0400<p><a href="https://ransoms-white-hat.tumblr.com/post/175012295372/im-crying-in-the-club" class="tumblr_blog">ransoms-white-hat</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1440" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e8921c83093197ee82618c02f0b02764/tumblr_inline_paj1ehJcv21rh5m7o_500.png" data-orig-height="1440" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure><p>I’m crying in the club!!!!!!!!!!!</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="277" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="maryjosez:-ASGgWUgEDK1ngR5xKtzpw:Z3IzJw22gMXe5"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/001e771cfdc72efc14f140bc919323ea/tumblr_o3dulpcSQg1r8jzago1_500.gif" data-orig-height="277" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175256341704http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175256341704Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:09:34 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4cacff0d9a037ecbd984204440c789a3/tumblr_paplne0oZl1vu3yuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://fooiinneeee.tumblr.com/post/175131072899" class="tumblr_blog">fooiinneeee</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="250"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/95696f1311a3da5b776ed46271bb9784/tumblr_inline_paplox0JOx1sv9elu_540.gif" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="250"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="250"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d68ecc1998109b1e4a41b65233280080/tumblr_inline_paplozmxP61sv9elu_540.gif" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="250"/></figure></blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175256274324http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175256274324Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:07:05 -0400<p><a href="https://spoonbastard.tumblr.com/post/174198559201/bastardspoon-spoonbastard-pomfpanda-i-wish" class="tumblr_blog">spoonbastard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://bastardspoon.tumblr.com/post/174167830353/spoonbastard-pomfpanda-i-wish-my-url-was" class="tumblr_blog">bastardspoon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://spoonbastard.tumblr.com/post/174166973711/pomfpanda-i-wish-my-url-was-like-spoon-or" class="tumblr_blog">spoonbastard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pomfpanda.tumblr.com/post/174141182918/i-wish-my-url-was-like-spoon-or-bastard" class="tumblr_blog">pomfpanda</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i wish my url was like “spoon” or “bastard” </p></blockquote> <p>guess what fuckers im living the life now</p> </blockquote> <p>hey what the fuck</p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="327" data-orig-width="234"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3a92916dda3f41d7f46ddd27cac4e112/tumblr_inline_p97qs5Nhdk1tn3nlc_540.png" data-orig-height="327" data-orig-width="234"/></figure></blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175255227754http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175255227754Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:26:04 -0400<p><a href="https://unlimited-shitpost-works.tumblr.com/post/174114578107/me-showing-up-at-heaven-ready-to-ask-god-what-the" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-shitpost-works</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://bitterfuckinglesbian.tumblr.com/post/173138465555/me-showing-up-at-heaven-ready-to-ask-god-what-the" class="tumblr_blog">bitterfuckinglesbian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was </h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="350"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b12f1b0b856783d9482119d5b5749fb/tumblr_inline_p7i70fHSGy1sbleur_400.gif" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="350"/></figure></blockquote> <p>God:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="350"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8d0db9b46bed29e1d45bdc08d294c48c/tumblr_inline_p9321w7qzQ1uxlblr_540.gif" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="350"/></figure></blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175254691604http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175254691604Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:05:20 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32d6b0e72d6059696327' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_paw2rcZ7TK1u3bhka_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":38,"hdUrl":"https://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/video_file/t:4LqHOTZv7Bo9fvWMyCc09g/175254445359/tumblr_paw2rcZ7TK1u3bhka/720","filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_paw2rcZ7TK1u3bhka_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/video_file/t:4LqHOTZv7Bo9fvWMyCc09g/175254445359/tumblr_paw2rcZ7TK1u3bhka/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://netflix.tumblr.com/post/175246903472/supreme-lol-have-you-ever-considered-doing-an" class="tumblr_blog">netflix</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b><a href="http://supreme-lol.tumblr.com/">Supreme-lol</a>: </b>Have you ever considered doing an episode for fun where you guys all swap roles? <br/></p><p style="">See all of our answers <a href="http://netflix.tumblr.com/tagged/answertime">here</a>. <br/></p></blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175254445359http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175254445359Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:56:21 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32d6b0e770d336007305' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pavy2eQDY01u3bhka_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":91,"hdUrl":"https://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/video_file/t:4LqHOTZv7Bo9fvWMyCc09g/175254302844/tumblr_pavy2eQDY01u3bhka/720","filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pavy2eQDY01u3bhka_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/video_file/t:4LqHOTZv7Bo9fvWMyCc09g/175254302844/tumblr_pavy2eQDY01u3bhka/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://netflix.tumblr.com/post/175247453733/saphtastic-if-you-were-destinys-child-whod-be" class="tumblr_blog">netflix</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b><a href="http://saphtastic.tumblr.com/">Saphtastic</a>:</b> If you were Destiny’s Child who’d be Beyoncé?<br/></p><p>See all of our answers <a href="http://netflix.tumblr.com/tagged/answertime">here</a>. <br/></p></blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175254302844http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175254302844Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:50:48 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/65f5e7ab1f6adb36ea735c3dac576367/tumblr_p8rees8pCg1r738fco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://anaeolist.tumblr.com/post/173939330573/i-love" class="tumblr_blog">anaeolist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i love</p></blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175249729719http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175249729719Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:08:59 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/08af2e7165f8505b04c441e1ca4d710d/tumblr_p3ldlo7KdD1wftuoeo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5e40e50c99414c873264c2ee1caa49d2/tumblr_p3ldlo7KdD1wftuoeo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4bd76b6ee4150674ac774b796670f0be/tumblr_p3ldlo7KdD1wftuoeo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54434866399b63edc259b5c306064188/tumblr_p3ldlo7KdD1wftuoeo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175238540714http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175238540714Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:54:41 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32d6b0e7df7616417448' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p3rkw7DVqW1qmdvnj_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":28,"hdUrl":"https://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/video_file/t:4LqHOTZv7Bo9fvWMyCc09g/175238357504/tumblr_p3rkw7DVqW1qmdvnj/720","filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p3rkw7DVqW1qmdvnj_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/video_file/t:4LqHOTZv7Bo9fvWMyCc09g/175238357504/tumblr_p3rkw7DVqW1qmdvnj/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://succulentcutie.tumblr.com/post/174448556655/conquerorwurm-max-tells-me-some-soft-and-gentle" class="tumblr_blog">succulentcutie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://conquerorwurm.tumblr.com/post/170600119779/max-tells-me-some-soft-and-gentle-things" class="tumblr_blog">conquerorwurm</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Max tells me some soft and gentle things.</p></blockquote> <p>I trust him</p> </blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175238357504http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175238357504Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:45:56 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3d555e43159770f36cbc0d1877bd9186/tumblr_o3m38jLWjX1u7tyb5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cla-w.tumblr.com/post/140557003447">cla-w</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Do you sometimes feel like you’re broken?</b></p> </blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175226951764http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175226951764Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:00:46 -0400<p><a href="http://admiretom.tumblr.com/post/175193143469/spiderman-i-lived-bitch" class="tumblr_blog">admiretom</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>the spiderman sequel should’ve been called </p><h1>Spiderman: I Lived Bitch</h1></blockquote>http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175226655469http://chickens-chickens-chickens.tumblr.com/post/175226655469Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:49:59 -0400